The Sweet Petes: Alexia Will Be Alexia

Adelaide's Classic Quotes

"Nothing is better than candy! Not even people kissing."

"No more birthday presents for you, Lexi!...You crossed the line!"

Jared (texting) - "I just got to take an eye out! Tell Lexi and Addie!"

"What did the girls think?"

Addie - "I wasn't that impressed; it is kind of cool, though."

Jared - "Geez what's a guy got to do to impress a girl? Addie's future courters are in trouble!!"

"Me and Lexi are dudettes. So, we are hungry, little dudettes, and Jed is a hungry, little dude."

"Do you love me more than a peacock?"

"I'm a talented frog!"

"[Sigh], I really don't know what to do when Jed's in town!"

"...Please bless the Ramen Noodles to help us have healthy hearts..." (Talk about praying for a miracle!!!)

(While Barb is waiting for Lexi to be done on the potty, Barb picks up some toilet paper and starts blowing her nose). . .

Lexi - You gonna thwow that away?

Barb - Yep, I'm gonna throw it away.

Lexi - Good, 'cause I don't want boogers on my bum!

"But something I really know not poking people's eyes!"

"I'm going to tell Jesus to take you away, 'cause I hate you."

"It's complicated." (said when 3 1/2 years old)

"Does evwee-one get an eyepatch when they go to Gwandpa's office?... I think I'm neva going to his eye office again!"

Poop! Poop! Glorious Poop!